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Every New Thing Was Another Old Thing, Pulled From A Different Space.

You can't piss here. It's against the law. Neighbors be hatin' on You and ma. Cool D wave says What you saw Not just here but Yonder nah. Your day dreamin' Bring it on home. Barry

Yump Onna Grenade Boi

Oh she went off atta Dangness times. Set off dogs And wail sire-eens. Any time and Anywhere it seems. All ya gotta know is Whar to aim 'er. Barry

Forgive Yourself As A Goddamn Idiot When You Feel Resentment

Yes Voodoo works! Like insulting Jerks. It's a pattern they adhere to. They don't know it and They won't show it. 'Cause it's a never ending Push and pull circus. Barry

Change How You Feel About People Because People, They Don't Change.

You got two damn seconds To get this right and if You guess wrong, There goes your life. You got dominoes Made a dynamite. Dominoes droppin' as we speak! Aight? Alter at ego. Steady no course. The one you ride out on Ain't the same damn horse You're high upon. High upon. High up on, 'course. Barry

If You Overuse Your Monsta

You can raise your voice. Raise it somewhere I can't walk away. Raise it so loud no one Will say. Hold'er there, Newt! At ain't okay! You can't stay! Not when... say Your pie hole's filled With shitski! Barry

Same Shit Same Day

We fed him basic shat. Every day. Just enough so He would say. I want out. Going to play. Open up a door if That's okay. And then we do and He heads away. He's his own cat, that Ivan. Barry

Space Sucks

It gobbled up an astronaut or two Anda few thousand billion dollars. Makin' big noise 'bout the dragons, ya. 'Bout armour and fire breathin' monsters. But fire got nothing to lick against In outer, far out space. And liars with tongues long as telephone wires Perpetuate disgrace. Barry

Shit Screen Goggles

The bugs aren't trying to Stain your teeth. They'll leave you alone if You take your seat. Sit real quiet and Please repeat. I know nothing and I know nothing. Barry

Citizens Of Lucifer Land

He flew their flag. Not upside down. He wore their cap. Their yap and gown. Sent his kid to kill for them. Handed his heart when they Sang the anthem. He did what they asked. And a wee bit more. Did his part to settle the score. Cause shit was lopsided. Bent and fixed. So if he could help He could help with this. Tell 'em all the story. Again and again. Don't stop telling them even when They say they're not listening... They are, my friend. Barry

Half The People With Common Sense Are Oh So Fucking Stupid

You cannot anticipate. Need a sign at every corner. You don't know you gotta pay 'Til they total up your order. Block the isle and a Fire escape. Can't climb the escalator overweight. Vote like the guy on TV says. Got a secret handshake. Wear a stupid Fez. T-boned on a green light You don't even look. Patterns they mean squat to you. You ain't read no book. Curious? You don't have time. System broken? Dammit, fine! Fix it smart guy! Stop yer whinin'. Barry

Welcome! You've Arrived At Sullen Saloon!

Oh, I didn't want to find you here You here. I was hoping you would not be here. But... Here we are, you and I looking Eye to eye because In you I can really see me. Barry

Don't Play With Mean Kids

Fucking kid kicks your ball. Tries to hit you with Your own damn ball! Jesus you wish that kid would fall. But kid don't believe in karma. Barry

Why God Hates Cowards

Scaredy cats are spoiled brats who Think no one will BOO them. Well BOO knows who to put the Screws to and, it does, it really Screws 'em. And then they sing the blues some. Forgetting where they come from. They cannot stay, they Gotta run. Finish that project Half done. Under the gun. It's no fun but Someone... Someone's makin' 'em do it. Barry

Shit's Discounted

Lord moves a mountain. You care not. Diamond sparkle. You have bought. That damn sparkle sure Has wrought. A big damn sparkle a caught. Barry

How To No Shit

You don't feel bad. You're not sad. And you don't care what they're wondering. You're okay even if they say You're not, you should take a pill. You will, if it makes everything alright. But you're not quite Okay with the thought of kiting. Kiting awareness, like it can't fly! Barry

How They Do Shit

Start a fire and make it hotter. Drop a building after that fire. Take a storm and twisty turn it. Take a million minds and churn 'em. You vote and we'll count 'em. Make a mustard seed a mountain. Aluminum lakes that Everyone takes as the new, It's the new, new normal. Barry

It's A Good Life If You Don't Weaken

You're soft man. Waay too soft. You talk a lot man. Talk a lot. You're in a spot man. Pick your spot. Gonna rot man. You are rot. In a moment man. You will stop. Yes you will. Stop and rot right on that spot. Barry

Tinting Reality

You say life sucks. I can hear it sucking. You say it's a bitch. I can hear the bitching. Life's full of pricks. I can see them pricking. A big buncha bastards. Gonna hang a licking On that sorry ass You've been kicking But you don't kick hard enough To get to the surface. Baby, you're gonna drown. Down, down. Close your mouth or you will drown! Barry

Tummys Get Full And

That corner shouldn't have been taken. Now's not the time to piss. You should've known by the clarity. No one believes that shit. You've been fooled. Bin hoodwinked. Now you cannot even think. Buddy canya? Barry

What If That's You, Nadine?

I love this cat. I think it's you. I love it like it Might be you. If it ain't. What's to lose? I love you, you know that's true. Barry

Changing Your Environment

Some cats got shit to do. They can't fool with What ain't cool. Change is for Irregular tools who Cannot follow direction. Barry

Your World Is Inside Out, THE World Is Outside In.

He shat his pants. Peed the bed and Yet, he told no one. Picked his nose. Feet stank bad. Didn't repay a loan. Forced to listen when He didn't want to. Grinned at wasn't funny. Stories so untrue. Dreamt a life of freedom. Forgot it all by noon. Silent in between those thoughts A life making cocoon. Get it. Grab a chunk of it. Get it. Grab it. Soon . Barry  

The Devil Is In The Entrails

Some people have the guts to be rude. They spill and spew on everything And they're happy to include You. In their carnage. Their misery is so Crappy you can smell The bad times coming. They're not humming, no They holler from the rooftops and Lord help anyone who gets caught In their putrid and not happy Line of ire. Barry

After Choosing Your Mate Choose How To Mate

Bitch knew which buttons. And when to push 'em. Knew the system to Vaneesh all cushion. Ears she shut, eyes Wouldn't see some Reason, cause there was none. Barry

The Morphogenic Unconscious

A battery don't think but it'll Burn yer finger. Take yer eye out. Ring yer dinger. And that's without thinking! Barry

Good If You Can Fake Insane

The king is not the king and The house don't always win. What matters is not where yer headed What matters is where you've been. Been nowhere? Gitcha back fast. Come in first but Bringing up the ass End. Barry

Do You Want Me Or ...

My attention is a thing. A thing inside and outside myself. I get to use a little bit and the Rest goes on non-self. If you're lucky. Barry

If You Ain't Infected With Kaizen, Day-Am!

You've got time to walk the dog And you wear sports kit. You party every weekend Then recover for a bit. You watch-a ton-a movies and-ya Don't learn shit. Improvement doesn't happen less ya First fake it! Buddy... Barry

You Cannot Fucking Listen!

Drama be thy goddamn game. You fucking blame Everyone the same. You can't see How goddamn lame You're making yourself. Nor how many ears You're closing. Barry

Inside Cat Outside Skin

He rode those cycles Like they were him. Road 'em in thick 'nen Brought 'em back thin. Never gonna stop 'cause Didn't begin. Barry

Speed Fines Quadruple

Somethings not working You can hear it in the squeal. These rules are rough and not Really real. Signs that rob the mind. Signs that you will find Are so damn unkind. They don't care what you're thinking! They over-ride. Barry

And Aliens Come From The Side

The universe is parallel to Another parallel universe. Even side by side and close as shit They don't converse. Overtalk? Yes. Butt in? Yes. Overwrite? Yes. Okay... They talk a little bit. Barry

Keep A Close Eye On Your Own Shit

Grandma got beat up When she was just a kid. Grandpa shot his best friend. A dog who came to Sid. They then got together now You must live with it. You and your sore stomach. Your foolish fear of guns. See what and how you add to this Bring to life some fun!😁 Barry

It's Your Heart, Bill. It Ain't Your Heart.

Make a good partner with Your body. Maybe it ain't you. Maybe if you can be friends with it. Your body won't attack you. Way less cramps. No head aches. No more farts and Then them shakes. Loving your pal is All it takes. Your body, friend... Get on it! Barry

I'm Upstairs And Downstairs Atta Same Time

When your genes spread They do things You don't give 'em license to. They may hurt. They may hurt some. Manno what you gonna do? Barry

When It's Warm And Cozy, No One Visits.

That window only looks out. No one looking in. No line marked to start. No end to begin. You stop acting out. You start acting in. You see that the ending tied Where it all begin. Barry

Say What You Mean In The Listener's Language

Monsters don't catch him. The bag punches through. When the going gets tough he knows What to do. Calls on himself. Calls on God. Brings to his narrow that Once was broad. Slings a heavy shot Just picking up stones Anyone who asks He automatically owns. Barry

Recognition Of The Potential For Love Or Hate To Exist Outside Yourself

Gimme a smoke. The young man said. And gimme your wallet Or you'll be dead. Who picked this street? You thought in your head. Barry

Sorry Don't Close No Doors

It's your step. You watch. You don't fall For any gotchas. Muchos. Amigos. No more saying There HE goes. Barry

One Story Told A Million Ways

Ah, I've heard this one before. The guy likes you and You want more. And neither of you know What's in store But if you paid attention. Learned and then some. You could lend some Credence to this cyclical fable! Barry

Only On The Table At Night

Shhh now. They're sleeping. Up there is gravy. We can have some gravy. Later tonight. Barry

Jesus Don't Force Me

These two guys within myself They go by James Bartholomew and Dell. They fight like heaven's above hell. But that's not where heaven is... James, he helps the elderly and Dell, he lets the assholes be while Bartholomew, the best of sheep, He lets those sleeping dogs lie. Ya. He wakes up every guy, tho' Just lets those sleeping dogs lie. Barry

A Big One Equal Fitty Fly Lives

You live once is That correct? Or do you want to change your bet? Maybe life ain't exactly what you think. Maybe life's a flask and you're a drink. Maybe light leaks through That little fink! And maybe. just maybe, you're a leaker! Barry

Tattoo Your Face

It's a jungle out there and Where's your machete? How's your shoulder? Are you good to swing? Ain't no path here. None worth traveling. How's your shoulder? Are you good to swing? Barry

You. Limited.

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Do so much. Do some more. Buddy, that shit makes You sore. Now you found it! Beyond pain. Shit right there's your real gain. Barry

They Want Us Talking

"Hey Hellen, you hear the kids?" he asks. "No, I'm on the phone," says Hellen. "I don't hear no kids." You don't hear the kids?! He inside voices. That shit can't be good! Kids and silence, as Hellen should know, That shit can't be good! Hellen. How can that shit be good?! Barry

A Wrtten Threat Affects Effects

Fuck you! I'll write it down! We'll see who is the goddamn clown! I'll slit my throat and bring you down! Man, I hope this note gets found... Ya I hope I get found too. What else can a lost guy do? Sit and wonder who and who?! No way! I'm writing shit down! Barry

Going Against The Grain Takes A Lot Of Damn Grain

Try as you might You will win against nothing. Glare real hard with huffing and puffing. Swing with the ages and Dance on the edges and See two levels at once. One level deadly. One level not. Can'tcha twirl to dizzy a bunch? Don't closa eyes too hard. Barry

Your Heart Lives On Satan Avenue

Jesus Christ! That was close! Didn't even notice those Super slider snow skates Waiting on the go down steps. One haul on those slipperies and You wind up where you get. Ain't no choosin' now tho', cause Your choice been made tough. Make's no difference how you dance Or whose throat wind up kut. How you ride the super sliders Buddy, that's what's up. Barry

The Barrier To Entry Is You

You don't think you don't think But the fact is You do. There's more times when you do this Then you'll admit to you. You act without you acting. Back without looking back. You back over your dead dog Rover And you ain't got no dog named Rover So whom you backing over? Barry

You Probably Are Fucked

You're going down with the ship Cause you are tied to it. You damn dimwit! Lookit this shit! Every decision With precision No revision You envision Something that ain't quite true. See, You changed your mind That did unwind All you entwined Up until that day. Where you are now Came there and how You take a big bow This play was writ by you. Barry

It's The Coil Man! It's The Coil!

You're breaking up. Sputtering bad. Worse damn ride you ever had. Just told the man that shit's okay Knew it all along the man did say But it wasn't okay There was trouble. In a space where it can double. Give a little airtime. Give a bitta space. Trouble gonna cause you to displace The reason you even started. Persistence. Pally, there's just one way. Barry

The Price Of Higher Consciousness Is Pain

Sure, you let the good times roll. There's no toll On happiness Right? You let the chips fall Where they may. If it ain't today There's tomorrow. Okay? You say with a smirk on your face. Cause you know there's no place For the kind of disgrace that Knowing far more than you should Will allow. When you care too much and you Know there ain't much Chance that someone will care more than you do. Empathy hurts and Empathizer's desserts Are sweet with a topping of sour. Barry

When Your Good Friend's A Serial Killer

Ivan sometimes I hate you. Why things gotta die around you? I treat you nice and don't think twice To bare my jugular to you. But fuck, you kill. We save some, still... Doesn't anything besides you have a name? Barry

The Devil Is Smallish

A pill slipped from your fingers and You reached right out for it. That reach unplanned tipped you a bit The weight you shifted into it Your hand unglued from the railing. Down you went a-flailing. Ka-rack went your hip bone. Man, how you groany-moaned... That pill was supposed to help you! Barry

Clamp Your Chompers On Pain

Don't wear a tall white hat and ride On a big white horse. When you fight a battle, see You mix in with the source. Sneak up behind it. Swiftly blind it. Then you'll find it Loses a lot of fight. Barry

The More You Care About Others Illuminates They Got Shit To Do

Wave and then they're gone and now What we havin' for lunch? Ya, you care about them but not Right now and not a bunch. Their consciousness is local, Your Consciousness is loco. There's a difference and You know so. Barry

What You Produce Is More Important Than You

Look at history piling up. Trees planted in a row. Living with the polar bear. Alley-gator and buffalo. Got these walls. This umbrella. I am such a lucky fella! Barry

A Make Love Life

Goddammit Ivan, I love you. Not in that order but yes, I do. Love my children, garden too. Love my wife. Love this strife. Love this gout with it's butcher knife. Yes, I do. It is true. I am a maker of much love! Barry

Cringe Worthy Moments

Fuck you are an idiot. A douche bag and a twat. Taking wet swings in your paper bag life While it mocks Is that all you got?! You don't give a shit though You're wading in it and it's down to the faintest skid mark. You say you're trying You know you're lying. Life's a big wind storm and you're a fart. Barry

To Change A Window Find The Town, Find The Street And Then You'll Find The House.

Kick real hard at your shadow. Your shadow will kick back. But the ground airborne in the first kick Has something the ground shadow lacks. It's depth and it's dimension from which The shadow takes it's shape. So if you wanna change your shadow, ya You gotta figure out how it's made. Barry

Big Camera On My 'Puter And Two Tiny Ones On My Phone

Joke says tape your computer hole. Untape it if you have to go. Take two spies in the bathroom stall And everywhere else you go. They got a million faces. Your face in a million places. Got your voice. All you do. They could leave a trace of you. Barry

Plenty Of Fish? My God! We're Just Fish!

Aha man or ma'am! I caught you! Lookee, lookee here...! Who have I caught and Why now and why here? Someone is fishing Is it me or is it you? Who moving their mouth now? Say it ain't true! Barry

Micro Macro Is The Shit

Liars can stop lying. Myself? I used to lie. See, lies are slippery slopes in a rainstorm. Matters not how the climber climbs. Lies dig trenches and fills them with shit. Then the liars obsess with staying out of it. But to get ahead Always trenches and With 'em shit storms and Fo' sho' drenches. Barry 

The Internet Killed My Guy

You're a figment, you. You're not real. That's not you on the window seal. That's your rep. Repping for you. Don't get too connected ooh... They'll unplug you. Where you go? Back to the place you make your show! Barry

Stop Caring So Much For Everyone Else And Start Caring For Yourself

Only so many fucks to be given. Yours gonna hafta wait. Maybe you ain't realized that Buddy, you are bait. They reel you in and You bring others. Sons and daughters. Bring two mothers. They'll tell two and Then two others. But falter once... Step out of line... They'll instantly get behind Another. Barry

Contrast. Contrast. Contrast. Contrast. Contrast. Contrast.

You're a beggar for punishment, you. You know what you'll do. Drive like you're crazy. Like other crazy drivers. Super sprint to work and Arrive without high fivers. Don't think what you are doing. Just doing, doing, doing. You pay before, Your life no more Means anything, now does it. It's time, it's only time. Time to take a peek. Look under your sleepy sleep. Glow sticks just beneath! Barry

Did Mom And Dad Tell You The Truth Or Didja Hafta Find Out Yourself?

That job ain't worth what you think. That diamond's just a rock. The funds in the bank just Ain't your funds and buddy You can put a sock In it. If you don't like what you see. Pally, you be free. To look anew and only you Can decipher reality. Barry